Oct
28

Blind Dating in the Shallow End of the Gene Pool

I found some more choice emails from my time at Blind Date. About 6 months into the season I was really scraping bottom. I thought honing in on particular personality types would yield some takers:

— Classified Posting —

CLASSIFIED: Reality Show Looking for Wiccans and Voodoo Lovers!
Do you flirt with the Dark Side?
Are you into the occult?
Are you into non traditional EVERYTHING?
Are you SINGLE?
Want to star on a reality TV show?
Write back and tell me about yourself and your beliefs.

The Result?
—————– Original Message —————–

im a wiccan, so was my grandmother. I’m a little hidden about the craft becuz of the closed minded people in this world but i loves what i do

P.S. Oh, and ignore the “married” part of my profile. it keeps some of the freaks away

I dug a little deeper in search for people that actually came in for an interview.
—————– Original Message —————–

i sat there in a room with pathetic wannabe actors that wouldn’t shut up.after 4 hours with obnoxious actors in a small room i can say that was a horrible experience… at least i got to see Aaron Carter in the lobby. Haha

I dealt with the tearjerkers –

—————– Original Message —————–

Put me on Blind Date, I’m lonely. I’m incredibly awkward when it comes to women, because I can’t for the life of me figure them out. – J

The honest –

—————– Original Message —————–

I would put a knife to my throat before I subjected myself to the angony the show brings. p.s I’ll date you though off camera.

The forward thinking –

—————– Original Message —————–

Hey, WEll im not single, but im looking to get out of my relationship now. I have always wanted to be on tv. What do i have to do?

And occasionally, the underage –
—————– Original Message —————–

wtf im only 12!!!!!!!!!

At the end of the day, even with the vast amount of meat and potatoes MySpace served up, I still had to venture out to other sites.