This will either inspire you or make you mad.

Pauly D – the gel gobbling guido of Jersey Shore – is making SERIOUS money as a DJ these days.

Forbes Magazine just released the list of the World’s Highest-Paid DJs, and DJ Pauly D is on the list… to the tune of $11 Million Dollars.

“…In the number seven spot is none other than “Jersey Shore” star Pauly D, who makes a fist-pumping (or some might actually say depressing) $11 million a year for his DJing appearances. That sort of money can buy a lot of hair gel and tanning-booth visits.

According to Yahoo!: Pauly D, as he is known in the club circuit, has made some real in-roads in the EDM world, signing a three-album deal with 50 Cent’s G-Unit record label; launching his own line of headphones; opening for Britney Spears on her North American Femme Fatale tour; serving as an exclusive resident DJ at the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas; and starring in a spin-off MTV reality series, “The Pauly D Project,” about his burgeoning DJ career.

Lemme ask you this: Do you think there is ANY WAY IN HELL Pauly D would have risen to this kind of stardom if not for his stint on Jersey Shore?

Um…. NO.

So, are you ready to get cast on a reality show yet?

via Perez Hilton

I got on the phone with E! Online’s very own Answer Bitch (a.k.a Leslie Gornstein) the other day to discuss reality TV salaries and what, if anything, is cause for a pay bump – like bringing the drama and getting arrested and such. Sadly, there isn’t an equation where a girl-on-girl kiss = an extra $10K a season, or a night in jail = a book deal!

But can you just imagine what people would do if there was!?

Read the column here and tell me if you agree as to whether or not Deena Cortese from the Jersey Shore should be commanding a higher pay raise in light of her recent ratings inducing antics.

Ever wonder how JWoww wooed her way onto reality TV? Maybe this will shed some light. I got hold of one of JWoww’s reality show applications.

True to form, she filled out the app like she acts on the show: BANANAS!

I particularly liked the answer to the question DO YOU HAVE ANY CELEBRITY CRUSHES?

JWoww’s answer:  FUCK THEM ALL.

Read on for more pithy gems from inside the remarkably legible mind of “business owner” and “Yoga enthusiast,” JWoww.  She runs shit!

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America’s Official Douche Bag Haberdashery wants nothing to do with Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino.

Jersey Shore is the reason people hate America.  After last night’s episode I wanted to join a nunnery and wash MY mouth out with soap.

I seriously hate watching this show.  It really makes me dumb and irrationally angry.  Kinda like JWoww.

Here’s a recap so you don’t have to suffer through it:

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