We met at another Bachelor function,” Wright told People. “It’s long distance so we’re on the phone and iChatting a lot.
Tonight’s Bachelorette boldly goes where no Bachelorette has gone before. Except for last season and the season before that. The episode starts with Chris Harrison informing the Bachelors that they’ll be leaving the mansion forever and heading to where they filmed the Hangover 2. Yup, The Bachelorette is going to Thailand.
Once nestled into a cushy resort far away from the grit and grime, Constantine scores the first date card. Rainy weather ruins Ashley’s plan to jet out to a private island and get their Survivor on. Instead, they ditch the boat and head into town where they get matching Mike Tyson face tattoos.
Keep reading for more!
Read more »
Oh snap. Way to go ABC! I sometimes underestimate them, but their ability to manipulate emotions is a revelation.
If you saw last’s night episode of The Bachelorette, it means you were able to stay away and not die of boredom. I wrote a review about it which I’ll post in a bit, but if you want to know THE MOST EXCITING OF THE ENTIRE SHOW… keep reading. I’ll tell ya.
In the teaser for next week’s show, Chris Harrison knocks on Ashley’s door and informs the wounded bird that her boy, Bentley is back. Not only is he back, he flew all the way to Thailand to see her and he’s in the same hotel right now!
You could see Ashley’s heart visibly pounding out of her less than endowed chest.
So, what does this mean? Is he coming back on the show? Did he just forget his hairbrush? What?!
I guess we’ll all just have to wait until next week.
Oh, Ashley, what have you gotten yourself into? In the first 30 seconds of last night’s The Bachelorette, we see Ashley possibly getting married to one guy in Vegas while seeing another guy admit he has zero interest in his Bachelorette—other than in her tight butt.
I missed last week’s episode, so it was nice to see a mansion swarming with reasonably attractive guys. Most are hot, one is weird. The weird one, mind you, is intentionally being a douche by wearing an Eyes Wide Shut mask to cover his mug so Ashley can get to know the real him before she sees what he looks like. If he really wanted her to get to know the real him, he should be wearing an “I’m With Stupid” T-shirt.
Yay! The Bachelorette is finally over! Ali got her man!
I do have to say that I respect Ali for dumping Chris in private, the day before the Rose Ceremony. That was a class act.
Kudos, Ali. (And I don’t mean the kind you can eat.)
You know what this means, don’t you???
It means that the PURE HOTNESS that is CHRIS N. might be THE NEXT BACHELOR!!!!! FINALLY!!! A BACHELOR THAT ISN’T A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG!!! I’ve made a little photo essay of him, lest you don’t think he is the hunkiest hunk in (reality) TV land.
Cue the sexytime music.
- Let me take off my shirt and tell you about myself.
- I’m a Sagittarius, Vegetarian and I Love Puppies.
- I Also Love Cuddling, Bubble Baths and “The Notebook.”
- I’m Here For Your Pleasure, Ladies. Try Me.
- 18 Tips To Get You Cast On A Reality TV Show
- Casting Agent Reveals The ‘Snooki Formula’ That Gets People On TV
- Tips from Prime Time Reality TV casting expert Sarah Monson: Exclusive!
- What Does A Reality TV Casting Director Do, Anyway?
- Wanna Be On TV? You’re Gonna Have To Hurry Up and Wait