Unlimited budgets and Celebrity planners, Oh My!
Now that it’s been confirmed that Ashely and JP will tie the knot on TV, what will their big day actually look like?
Here’s what I think:
I bet it’s off to New York, where the nuptials will take place near JP’s family on Long Island. Now that ABC is footing the bill, the couple will seek out the crème de la crème Long Island wedding locale: Oheka Castle. Often booked for years, JP might have to grease some palms to get the date they want.
No worry, Long Island is where all the mobsters live, so that won’t be a problem. Ashley should head to Manhattan and hit up Kleinfeld for a possible cameo on Say Yes To The Dress, where she can try on gorgeous gown after gorgeous gown before settling on a truly over the top number to match the opulence of Oheka. (No one wants to get upstaged by a building.)
Ashley should also amp up her ring bling by picking a finger breaking diamond encased with more diamonds, surrounded by even more diamonds – courtesy of Neil Lane.
Let’s get real shall we – deep down the duo is pretty simple, so for their honeymoon they’ll cheese out and hit the Poconos for some old school romancin’ or maybe head north to Niagara Falls where they can canoodle in a heart shaped bed for two. Wherever they go, let’s hope it’s warm enough for Ashley to bare her midriff.
Even in wedlock, that belly button needs to breathe.
If you think you can armpit fart your way into a casting director’s heart, think again.
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*(They won’t be.)
May they go forth and make beautiful blonde hipster babies!
It’s truly hard to tell which one has the better hair: Emily or Jef.
Congrats you cuties!
Ever wonder how Emily Maynard’s suitors were picked for the hit ABC show? Find out here!
Every hose has its thorn… If you think The Bachelorette has drama, take a looksy at the tear inducing turmoil tearing poor Mark Orlando’s heart to pieces… on an all new BURNING LOVE!
I’m starting to look forward to Mark and his web series minions more than Emily and her suitors. Is that bad??
Before Emily Maynard made being a coal miner’s daughter the new black, Loretta Lynn was all over it:
Just kidding. I know I’m not nearly as hot as she is.
But it is fun to play dress up. More to come!
(I wrote this article for my peeps over at Wetpaint, but in honor of Emily’s big night, I wanted to post it here as well!)
If you’re a fan, you know the franchise loves throwing in dramatic twists just to keep things spicy. This season’s first shocking surprise? Instead of shipping a slew of eligible hunks to L.A. for some romancin’, they’re holing up in Emily’s hometown of Charlotte, North Carolina, so the single mom won’t have to be away from her little girl while husband hunting (until the whirlwind globetrotting dates kick in). Not to mention her reported salary is $250,000 (more than twice what’s normally paid, and more than any other contestant in the show’s history) and they’re supposedly letting her pick her own engagement ring!
I’m a reality TV casting director who’s cast a ton of reality shows (including The Bachelor), and I must say that this is a pretty unprecedented move on the producers’ part. Rarely does a show bend as much as it seems they’re bending for Emily. It just goes to show how much her fans (and advertisers) adore her.
After weeks of whittling down future fiancés from 25 to two, Ashley Hebert must now decide between two very different bachelors.
And it’s a tough choice. Ben is a charming Californian winemaker with a full head of marvelous hair and a brawny build. JP is a lanky New York construction manager with a sexy buzz cut and fragile heart. While it’s true Ashley can only pick one strapping young buck to start her life with, we thought it would be fun to see what both weddings would look like.
Keep reading to see hastily thrown together vision boards!
Oh shizz… this is juicy. US Weekly is reporting that none other than Brad Womack‘s former flame and Bentley Williams wettest dream, Emily Maynard, is set wrangle roses in the next cycle of The Bachelorette.
Read all about why this coal miner’s daughter with a heart of gold will make the Best. Bachelorette. Ever… after the jump!
This post comes courtesy of YourTango.com, where I just wrote a PRO EMILY response to her return to TV.
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