Unlike an FAQ, an SAQ is a question you SHOULD be asking, but might not know to ask. So, instead of asking What Reality TV Shows Are Casting?, you SHOULD be asking: What Reality TV Show Is Right For Me?

If you think you can armpit fart your way into a casting director’s heart, think again.

Pick up my book ME ON TV this Thursday – 7/26/12 – On Amazon/Kindle and learn all the SECRETS to help get you famous faster on ANY REALITY SHOW!

When you do, you’ll get a bunch of what I hope are cool free extra bonuses. I’m not saying they’ll be a double date with Arie and Sean, but I’m not saying they won’t be, either.*

*(They won’t be.)

If you’ve been reading my blog you should now have a pretty good idea on HOW TO GET ON REALITY TV, but here’s a question you might want to ponder for a moment before you take the Reality TV plunge:

WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO ON REALITY TV?

Is if for the money? The fame? Love? A new kitchen? People have their reasons. And so do I. Watch this video to find out WHY I WENT ON WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE… the answer might surprise you.

And yes, I did win some money.

Whether you are dying to get on Big Brother Canada (which a lot of my loyal visitors are!), want to be the next JWoww on your own version of Jersey Shore, have a talent like singing and realize that alone isn’t enough to get you cast on American Idol/X Factor/The Voice, or have no idea what show you want to be on and could use a book that tells you exactly where to start your search, I’d really love it if you checked out my new book Me On TV: The First Ever Kick-Ass Guide To Get You On Any Reality Show.

CLICK HERE for a free LOOK INSIDE courtesy of Amazon and kick the tires a bit before you decide. I’m really proud of it and know you’ll not only gain insight into this wacky world, but the confidence to thrive in it!

In. Shock.

Will. Write. More. Later.

Get your copy HERE!

In honour of the 2012 London Olympics, I tracked down a Stereotypically British Fellow to share the secret to his reality show success.

If you think you have the British balls to let your freak flag fly, pick up ME ON TV on AMAZON this Thursday, 7/26/12!

When you do, you’ll get a bunch of extra bonuses + a free unicorn.*

Every hose has its thorn… If you think The Bachelorette has drama, take a looksy at the tear inducing turmoil tearing poor Mark Orlando’s heart to pieces… on an all new BURNING LOVE!

I’m starting to look forward to Mark and his web series minions more than Emily and her suitors. Is that bad??

Case of the Monday’s? Stave ‘em off with all new episodes of the reality TV spoof Burning Love, starring hunky Mark Orlando and his harem of hotties.

This week’s Burning Love Episode 4: Stand-up comedy from Kristen Bell and some high octane bubble bath action…

But wait… there’s MORE!! Click on to see the NEXT TWO EPISODES!!

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Timothy Poe faked being a war hero to tug at the heart strings of viewers on America’s Got Talent. Now he’s on everyone’s shitlist.

Watch this interview with me on 20/20 that aired Friday night, talking about why Reality Show hopefuls lie to get on TV… and why that is a REALLY BAD IDEA!

And, watch America’s Got Talent tonight to see if they mention the Tim Poe-calypse media scandal.

Summer not only marks the season for a boatload of new reality TV shows to begin airing, it’s also high season for reality TV open calls for shows looking to air come Fall!

So, if you want to make THIS THE YEAR THAT YOU GET CAST ON THE REALITY TELEVISION SHOW OF YOUR DREAMS… take a look at this video for some helpful hints on HOW TO ACE YOUR OPEN CALL!

Briefly:
1. DON’T BABBLE (Check out this video for more on that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuDn1CNiuVU&feature=plcp)
2. FILL OUT YOUR APP AT HOME (Sign up for my FREE FIVE DAY COURSE at http://howdoigetonarealityshow.com/ to get info on how make your application ROCK!)
3. STAND IN BETWEEN TWO DUDS. Not dudes, DUDS. As in, boring people who can help make YOU look SUPER INTERESTING by proxy! IT WORKS!!

Now, go get ‘em!