If you think you can armpit fart your way into a casting director’s heart, think again.

Pick up my book ME ON TV this Thursday – 7/26/12 – On Amazon/Kindle and learn all the SECRETS to help get you famous faster on ANY REALITY SHOW!

When you do, you’ll get a bunch of what I hope are cool free extra bonuses. I’m not saying they’ll be a double date with Arie and Sean, but I’m not saying they won’t be, either.*

*(They won’t be.)

In. Shock.

Will. Write. More. Later.

Get your copy HERE!

In honour of the 2012 London Olympics, I tracked down a Stereotypically British Fellow to share the secret to his reality show success.

If you think you have the British balls to let your freak flag fly, pick up ME ON TV on AMAZON this Thursday, 7/26/12!

When you do, you’ll get a bunch of extra bonuses + a free unicorn.*

Timothy Poe faked being a war hero to tug at the heart strings of viewers on America’s Got Talent. Now he’s on everyone’s shitlist.

Watch this interview with me on 20/20 that aired Friday night, talking about why Reality Show hopefuls lie to get on TV… and why that is a REALLY BAD IDEA!

And, watch America’s Got Talent tonight to see if they mention the Tim Poe-calypse media scandal.

A little light Monday reality tv viewing for you while you wait for the real thing tonight before The Bachelorette!

EXCLUSIVE: Fireman Mark Orlando arrives at the Burning Love mansion to meet his future wife. Will she be beautiful, smart, ethnic? Only time will tell. One thing is for sure, he’s going to have a tough time narrowing it down to one woman. Can’t he have two?

SUCH DRAMA!!!

But wait… there’s MORE!!

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I had the best Monday ever this week when I was asked to be a guest on The Kevin and Bean Show on the World Famous KROQ. I have been a huge fan for years longer than I’ve been a reality tv casting director, and it was truly an honor to be in their presence.
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Did you miss it? Listen to it here! It’s edited down an everything!

Spoofing reality TV is an art and Ben Stiller, Ken Marino, and even former Bachelor Jake Pavelka are true Monets.

Take a look at what is bound to be a huge hit, the new “show” Burning Love:

Reality Nation had this to say: At first look, Burning Love looks like your typical wacked out dating show. There’s the cocky bachelor, the creepy host, the slutty contestants, the old one. Then you notice some familiar faces like Ben Stiller, Kristen Bell and Adam Scott.

Produced by Ben Stiller, other faces you might recognize are Stiller’s wife Christine Taylor, Michael Ian Black and Ken Marino as the bachelor. Former Bachelor Jake Pavelka even makes a cameo.

Burning Love debuts June 4 on Yahoo!, so be on the lookout. You can also follow Marino’s character on Twitter.

Um, I’m so watching this. Are you?

Reality Star Kim Kardashian got showered with more than affection at a launch event for yet another new perfume last night in West Hollywood.

The apple bottomed beauty was doing what she does best – standing there looking pretty – when a gal came up from behind and dumped a sack of flour on her head.

Kim was pimping out her new perfume at The London hotel in West Hollywood last night when an alleged anti-fur animal advocate came up behind Kim and sacked her glossy mane with a bag of flour. Kim was immediately whisked away to safety.

While no one should ever be subjected to a hair do full of flour, I found it kind of hilarious. Not what happened to Kim – mind you. What I find funny is that if you look closely, you can see Kim’s mom, Kris Jenner, STILL POSING for pictures AFTER her daughter was attacked by cake ingredients.

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