I Wrote A Book. It’s Called Me On TV. It’s a #1 Best Seller! Let’s Get YOU On A Reality Show, Shall We?

I started The Bitchlorette blog in 2010 as a way to share my knowledge and expertise on all things reality TV.

As a reality television casting director who’s been in the biz for ten years, I have extensive experience under my belt on lots of different types of shows – competition, dating, game shows, wedding, animals, etc. I know tons of things about the inner workings of reality TV that seem so “no duh” to me after all these years, but it surprises and delights me when I share one of these tidbits of insight with someone who wants to get on TV and they are like: “WOW! I had no idea THAT’S how to do it!”

I know I’m not curing diseases or solving world hunger, but my career in reality TV has been highly fulfilling, especially when I get to help make people’s dreams come true. And I am very happy and proud to tell you all that I’ve written a book about it – and it’s FINALLY available on Amazon!

In fact, it’s a #1 BEST SELLER!!!!

I road tested this puppy before launching it out into the mass market world and the feedback I got from people tells me that (in one reader’s words) “it’s a ridonckulously good deal” for 140 pages stuffed full of many of my best secret tips and tricks to help you get cast on a reality TV show you want.

(I’m also including for a limited time – as a way to say “thanks” for the strong support I’ve been receiving from people all around the globe – some SUPER helpful free bonuses that you can get when you visit a special website link I’ve included in the book. After you buy it, you’ll see where in the book to get those bonuses!)

Whether you are dying to get on Big Brother Canada(which a lot of my loyal visitors are!), want to be the next JWoww on your own version of Jersey Shore, have a talent like singing and realize that alone isn’t enough to get you cast on American Idol/X Factor/The Voice, or have no idea what show you want to be on and could use a book that tells you exactly where to start your search, I’d really love it if you checked it out.

You can CLICK HERE and even get a free LOOK INSIDE courtesy of Amazon and kick the tires a bit before you decide. I’m really proud of it and know you’ll not only gain insight into this wacky world, but the confidence to thrive in it!

Here are a few excerpts from Me On TV: The First Ever Kick-Ass Guide To Get You On Any Reality Show:

“The Snooki Formula goes like this: Start with a user-friendly stereotype, saturate with unapologetic flaws, and then add in a dash of humanity for good measure.”

but wait, there’s more…

“All things are possible in the world of Reality TV. It’s the fastest and easiest way to go from obscurity to overnight success.”

almost done…

“In order to be on reality TV, just be YOU! But, make sure YOU are also EXACTLY who a Casting Director wants YOU to be.”

one last thing.

“Here are just a few of the secrets revealed in Me On TV:

- How To Unlock Your Inner Reality Show Star Personality Type And Use It To Stand Out To Casting Directors

- How To Use Your “Flaws” To Your Advantage

- And Even How To Avoid The Pitfalls Of Post-Partum Stardom After You’re A Reality Star So You Can Make The Most Out Of Your Moment In The Spotlight!

I hope you’ll check it out and pick up a copy.

I know it’ll be helpful, entertaining and put you light years ahead of the competition. Good luck, and don’t forget the little people when you’re rich and famous!

Thanks!

PS – You don’t need a KINDLE to read it! You can read it right on your computer!